A homework i have chosen

K kiwis eating kiwi fruit

i israel dagg scoring a try

w wetas and weka

i Ice cream [ hokey pokey ]

a all blacks and black caps

n national anthem of nz

a anzac day

Embarssing Story

On a lovely winter morning I look out the window and shout "soccer time" to my mum and dad. We head over and have practice with my team. It is icy cold and we are all shivering but the coach says if you run around a lot you will get warm. We start the game. The first 10 minutes go slow and then the next thing we know bang 1-0 to them. What an amazing shot. We are getting tired and it is nearly half time. But we try as hard as we could. Accidentally one of the players in my team stuffs the pass up and trips over the ball and face plants on the grass. The other have an easy goal right past the keeper. 2-0 oh no we are in trouble but luckily straight the kick of I score an amazing goal with my left foot. [ my good foot ] Phewt the referee blows the whistle for half time  it is 2-1 at halftime. We are back on we are all refreshed and ready to play. We started in a flash they are right in our half i tackle him and pass it to my team mate there is to defenders on him and they both move up to tackle him but he does these cool tricks and gets pass them both he has a shoot but he miss times it and it go fly to high it going to go over but it hits the crossbar and rebounds back at his head and he headers it into the goal  Pass pass I yell pass it to me i'm open. He passes it to me i’m 40 meters away from the goal i turn round and i’m away. I dashed as fast as my legs could take me. The other team bolted after me they were gaining on me especially this really fast kid but i still keep my lead. 10 meters to go the goalie tries to block me but he slips over on the wet muddy grass. There is no one in the way I shoot oops I toe hack it and I miss ouch the shot hurt my foot. Dam I missed that's  not good then everyone started laughing at me but i thought it was funny to so is started laughing as well. The goalie kicks it and crunch what a tackle i have made im away again. 30 secs left and it 2-2 all it me on the keepers i shoot i score we take the lead with 10 seconds left everyone jumps on me and we celebrate phew the whistle blows full time we are the champions 3-2 to us 2 goals for me today after that we go to a cafe to celebrate that great win

sir junkalots manor

 Sir Junkalots manor [ I have not finished yet! ]   

If you ever went to sir junkalots manor don't expect it to be clean i have been once and here is what is saw you could smell the foul smell of sir junkolots cooking  the driveway is full of garbage it covers  over his house like when snow covers houses in winter  on the roof  there has been so many plants growing up there its like a jungle creak! the door opens With a thud it collapses ripped carpet horrible yucky ripped damp carpet  there are cracks in the ceiling that were leaking water.  in the kitchen holes in the wall and  rats paw out  a cat lives there it chases the mice in and out of the hole in the wall  and slips on the wet floor and faceplants in his backyard   bumpy dirt no grass  kitty litter everywhere  there is a pool  it is maggot infested

Mr Glob

WALRUS [ we are learning really useful stuff ] about describing and entertaining in our writing.
Mr Glob nobody really knows the truth what he really looks like but rumors is he is so small nobody sees him. When he rides to town on his ant mobell instead if a car cause he is so tiny if you wanted to see him you would need to have a very powerful magnifying glass. He is so fat for his size so when he hopes on the ant the ant dies. His 8 teeth all are weird shapes. They all have faces and are annoying because they talk 24/7. He has never ever showered  or shaved so he has so much hair that it covered his whole body so he looked like a bear. All the bugs and maggots and all the food gets stuck on his body. He may seem like he is not polite but he eats like the queen. Infact he has even had tea with the queen but that did not last to long because he thought the tea was a swimming pool he swam around and the queen did not like that so he'd got dropped kicked out. his hobbies are listening to barbie music and barbie movies he was barbies no1 fan. His favorite color is brown. He is so domb he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the over side.Mr Globs favourite food is worms and dirt. Once he did an enormous fart that caused the japan earthquake and the tsunami.

Mr Twit Senses Chart